If I ever open a brewery, names of beers would have to be as important as the beer itself, right? Maybe I could brew "Gary Coleman's Flatulent Sharks With Frickin Laser Beams Tied To Their Heads Wee Heavy" or "Where's my Porpoise? India Pale Ale". Doesn't a "Moronic Solstice Golden Dopplebock" sound good right now? I bet it does. I can't wait to try a "Beige Subatomic Glove Brown Ale" and the "Pablo Picasso's Faaaaantastick Sloth Old Ale". All sound so good....
Be sure to check out the Random Beer Name Generator when you have a minute. Do NOT have a beverage in your mouth at the time. It WILL end up on your monitor...
The picture is that of a futuristic generator. Get it?! Awww, nevermind....
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